"CAROLINE KISS" FACTS 'N' STATS
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Wayne W. Johnson (Vocals/Guitar)
Height
6'3"...6'9" w/ Poofy Hair
& Heels
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Brown
Marital Status
Divorced
Children
None that I know off..
Current Home
Syracuse,NY
Hobbies
Keeping Busy-Mainly
w/ band stuff. Also seem to be pretty good at making women hate me (2 & counting...)
Favorite Food
Subway Subs
Favorite Drink
Diet Pepsi & Water
Favorite Band
KISS
First
Instrument
Tenor Saxaphone
First Song Learned
"Warmachine" by KISS
First Record
"Double Vision" by Foreigner
First Concert
A USO show on the Marshall Islands
First
Real Concert
KISS-Animalize Tour (1984).
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
A 6-Way tie
between Cindy Crawford, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Heather Thomas, Gina Gershin, Elizabeth Hurley & Angie
Everheart
Hottest Babe (Reality)
Yoshi
Favorite Quote
"If it's to be, it's up
to me" & "The past doesn't equal the future"
Worst Job
Kmart-but my current job is coming
very close!
Best Pickup Line Given
Read "WAYNE-THE BOOK" to find out!
Best Pickup Line
Received
"I want you...I'm gonna do you...and you're gonna like it!"
Most Embarrassing Moment
Discovering that spandex is tighter than I remember it being......oh, and during the very 1st CB show
I said before a song "This next song is about a girls and-as youknow-I LOVE GIRLS!!" in my best Paul
Stanley voice. You could hear a pin drop......
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite-Paul
Stanley...Least-Mark St. John
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-Creatures of the
Night, Paul Stanley (tie)...Least-You Wanted The Best
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Song
Favorite-Tie between "I Stole Your Love" , "I Still Love You" & "I Was Made For Lovin' You"...Least-"Mr.Blackwell"
Best/Worst Concert Experience
Best-KISS Asylum Tour 1985-Right up front! The pyro was crazy and
I actually got sick the next day!....With CB-the very 1st show-proving to myself that if I set my mind
to doing something, I could do it.......Worst-Cannibal Corpse at The Lost Horizon-late 80s/early
90s. Did nothing for me......
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Brian "Ham" Hamilton (Vocals/Bass)
Height
1.8 meters
Hair
.36
meters
Eyes
Aqua-Blue...is this an interview for Bop? My favorite color is mauve & I love
sunsets under an open fire...look for the color pinup of me on page 34
Marital Status
Not
married, but been with my girl since 1998
Children
No-I get hasseled by them enough in stores
& resturants
Current Home
13 Credibility Street-actually, that's a lie...but if anyone can
write in & tell me who actually lives there then Wayne will give you a valuable prize...
Hobbies
Figuring out Blue's Clues, looking at rubber bands
Favorite Food
Anything-as long as it's
pizza
Favorite Drink
Green Kool Aid
Favorite Band
KISS, Greasy Feces
First
Instrument
Flutophone at Main Street School
First Song Learned
"ABC"...not the Jackson
5 song. This was a song on the flutophone. The song went "A,B,C...A,B,C...A,A,B,B...A,B,C" CAROLINE BLUE
will soon be doing a version of this song.
First Record
I still hold the record for "Best
Fall Down the Ramp" at Penn Cann Mall
First Concert
Elvis Presley-Syracuse,NY-727/76...HEY-NO
FAIR! Wayne got one more question here than I got! He got a "1st Real Concert" question & I didn't! It's
always Wayne, Wayne, Wayne! NO FAIR-I QUIT!
Favorite Singer(s)
Paul Stanley (KISS)
Favorite
Guitarist(s)
Nigel Tufnel (Spinal Tap)
Favorite Bassist(s)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden),
Flea (Red Hot Chilli Peppers)
Favorite Drummer(s)
Animal
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
Wayne W. Johnson
Hottest Babe (Reality)
My girl Kelly
Favorite Quote
"Ham
is the coolest." Who said that you ask? I did-just now....
Worst Job
Peter's Grocery-Joe
Peter is about 3 feet tall, but he's the biggest pain in the elbow you'd ever want to meet
Best
Pickup Line Given
"Is Bob there?"
Best Pickup Line Received
"Hello?" But honestly,
I usually screen my calls...
Most Embarrassing Moment
The one time I did this interview for
Bop magazine...
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite-Paul Stanley Least-Mark St.
John
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-this changes almost weekly with me. Right
now I'm digging Asylum alot... Least-I can't pick a bad band album, but officially it would be the Peter
Criss solo album. Not sure if that counts as a KISS album though...
Favorite/Least Favorite
KISS Song
Favorite-Hide Your Heart Least-I Still Love You
Best/Worst Concert
Best-there's
a couple of these. There's the Syracuse show on the Farewell Tour where I had front row. There's my 1st
show in 1984, which was great because it was my 1st. There was the Crazy Nights tour in Utica when my
friend & I got backstage passes and got to meet the band before the show. I could go on & on....Worst-None.
I've seen the band (KISS) 17 times and have not seen one bad concert. Some of the venues & venue parking
lots have been bad, but the band never disappoints...
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Zadoc(Vocals/Bass)
Height
5'5"
Hair
Long, black & constantly tangled
Eyes
Brown. Right eye covered in a red stripe
Marital Status
Happily married since
Friday, October 13,2000
Children
None
Current Home
In Darkness
Hobbies
Amiga computers, video games, programming
Favorite Food
Sushi
Favorite Drink
Depending
on the occasion: black coffee, expresso, Jack & Coke, Druid fluid, mint tea, or a glass of white wine
Favorite Band
Iron Maiden-and Zadoc...and the Nightmare
First Instrument
1983 Harmony
Strat copy (still have it)
First Song Learned
"Smoke on the Water"-Deep Purple
First
Record
Well, the 1st one that wasn't mutually shared-"Killers"-Iron Maiden
First Concert
Guns N Roses/ Aerosmith
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
Tiffany
Hottest Babe (Reality)
My Wife Courtney
Favorite Quote\
"It goes to 11"-Nigel Tufnel
Worst Job
McDonalds
Best Pickup Line Given
"Do you want to F*ck?"
Best Pickup Line Received
"Do you want
to F*ck?"
Most Embarrassing Moment
Probably a disasterous gig I had opening up for "Bleed
Christine" back in 1994. Worst gig of my life-and the sole reason I loathe tremelo bridges
Favorite/Least
Favorite KISS Member
Favoirite-Peter Criss (Gene's a close 2nd)...Least-Hard to say...Eric Carr
doing "Beth" was atrocious & disrespectful, as is the current KISS politics of donning "replacements"
in Peter's & Ace's makeup, and refusing to retire after their "Farewell Tour."
Favorite/Least
Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-KISS (1st album)...Least-Hot in the Shade
Favorite/Least
Favorite KISS Song
Favorites-Strutter, Goin' Blind, Black Diamond, Strange Ways.....Least-Most
of the 80s stuff is forgettable, with a few exceptions
Best/Worst Concert Experience
Best-Iron
Maiden "Brave New Tour" August 2000-Darien Lake,NY....Worst-I can't say I've really been disappointed
much towards any national touring artists, but I've sat thru many dreadful local acts over the years.
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Eric "Small" Kirkendall (Drums)
Height
Taller than a newborn
Hair
Long
& brown
Eyes
Hazel
Marital Status
NOT!
Children
NO WAY!
Current
Home
Dumpster in the back of Pizza Hutt
Hobbies
Trying to pick up your girlfriend
Favorite
Food
Any
Favorite Drink
Beer/Jagermeister
Favorite Band
Van Halen (I don't
care who sang for them)
First Instrument
Plastic KMart guitar
First Song Learned
"Runaway"
(Del Shannon)
First Record
"Portrait" by Elvis Presley
First Concert
Barbara
Mandrell (NYS Fair 1981)
Favorite Singer(s)
Geoff Tate (Queensryche), Sarah Randall (Poison
Green)
Favorite Guitarist(s)
George Lynch (Dokken)
Favorite Bassist(s)
Steve
Harris (Iron Maiden)
Favorite Drummer(s)
Alex Van Halen, Tomas Haake (Meshuggah)
Hottest
Babe (Celebrity)
Ashley Judd
Hottest Babe (Reality)
Any female bartender under 150
lbs.
Favorite Quote
"Wa-do you think I'm gonna do...worry about me!" (Mel Gibson in Payback)
Worst Job
All
Best Pickup Line Given
None
Best Pickup Line Received
"Did
I sell you auto parts once?"
Most Embarrassing Moment
Having someone catch me filling this
out!
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite-Eric Singer Least-Paul Stanley
Favorite/Least
Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-Animalize Least-All the rest
Favorite/Least Favorite
KISS Song
Favorite-Creatures of the Night Least-All the rest
Best/Worst Concert
Best-Seeing
Life,Sex & Death in the early 90s. Worse-Not being able to go see Poison at Darien Lake last year because
they were opening for KISS....
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Monster Mike Merrifield (Drums)
Height
6'0"
Hair
Flesh based w/
brown highlights
Eyes
2 Bloodshot peepers
Marital Status
Married
Children
1 Beautiful Daughter
Current Home
Rent to own
Hobbies
Computer graphics, sci-fi
tv watching
Favorite Food
Chinese/seafood
Favorite Drink
Diet Coke w/ lime
Favorite
Band
Dogs on Mars
First Instrument
Air Guitar
First Song Learned
On drums-"She
Believes in Me"-Kenny Rogers
First Record
Diary of a madman-Ozzy Osbourne/Randy Rhoads
First
Concert
Twisted Sister/Ratt/Mama's Boys at The Palace Theater in Albany,NY
Hottest
Babe (Celebrity)
Catherine Zeta-Jones...a gorgeous woman who presents herself w/ class & sexuality
Hottest Babe (Reality)
My wife for the same reasons
Favorite Quote
-"The new phonebook's
here...Johnson,Navin R....I'm somebody now"
-"Get yer stinkin' paws off of me you damm dirty ape"
-"Life is a mystery-some days it's Sherlock Holmes and somedays it's Scobby Doo"
-"Now all resturabts
are Taco Bell"
-"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor,not a ____!"
Worst Job
Picking up pieces
of paper off the floor at PCI
Best Pickup Line Given
"You could sit on my lap..."
Best
Pickup Line Received
"I Do"
Most Embarrassing Moment
I could tell ya, but then I'd
have to kill ya :-)
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite-Eric Carr....Least-Bruce
Kulick
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-Creatures of the Night...Least-Music From
The Elder
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Song
Favorite-Love Gun....Least-Beth
Best/Worst
Concert Experience
Best-being 18 ,going to see Ace Frehley, and hooking up w/ a 24 year old girl
named Marianne, who looked like Markie Post . Okay (though that is a true story) my best experience was
opening the 2002 K-Rockathon...Worst-seeing Krokus. They were horrible that night. I think they left
scars!
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Metal J (Drums)
Height
5'10"
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Brown
Marital Status
VERY Single
Children
None
Current Home
Syracuse,NY
Hobbies
Playing Drums & Guitar, Taking pics of bands
Favorite Food
BBQ Bacon Cheddar Burger
Favorite
Drink
Bacardi/Coke, Beck's Beer
Favorite Band
Cage, Primal Fear, Painmuseum, Judas
Priest, Silencer, Metallium & Arch Enemy
First Instrument
Drums
First Song Learned
"Puor Some Sugar on Me"-Def Leppard
First Record
"Hysteria"-Def Leppard
First Concert
Bon Jovi/Skid Row at the Carrier Dome in Syracuse,NY 1989
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
Elizabeth
Rohm from Law & Order
Hottest Babe (Reality)
?????
Favorite Quote
"...What the
Hell-why not...." (Note-these words always get me into trouble)
Worst Job
Too numerous to
list
Best Pickup Line Given
Can't recall....
Best Pickup Line Received
Been
too long since I've received one
Most Embarrassing Moment
Dropping four 32 oz. sodas into
a brand new camero while working the drive thru at Wendy's
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Fav-Eric Carr/ Least-Vinnie Vincent
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Fav-Revenge/ Least-None
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Song
Favorite-Forever & Rise to It
Best/Worst Concert
Best-PainmuseuM 6/3/2005
Worst-None
Best KISS Concert-Seattle , 8/27/96
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Paul Kimiak (Vocals/Lead Guitar)
Height
Shorter than Wayne, taller than a
mini-me
Hair
Still some
Eyes
Two (one left, one right)
Marital Status
Common
Law Wife
Children
One
Current Home
House with a white picket fence
Hobbies
Chicken Mud Wrestling
Favorite Food
Chicken Knuckles
Favorite Drink
Cold Gin
Favorite Band
Today-The Foo Fighters...Yesterday-too many to list!
First Instrument
Clarinet
First Song Learned
Theme from Sting
First Record
DWI in 1981
First Concert
Aerosmith
Favorite Singer(s)
Ace Frehley (KISS)
Favorite Guitarist(s)
Jeff Beck, Steve Vai, Michael
Schencker
Favorite Bassist(s)
Les Claypool (Primus)
Favorite Drummer(s)
Buddy
Rich
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
Miss Piggy
Hottest Babe (Reality)
What really is
reality?
Favorite Quote
"You only live once unless you can prove otherwise"
Worst Job
Don't they all suck?
Best Pickup Line Given
"Get the %@&! away from me!"
Best Pickup
Line Received
See above...
Most Embarrassing Moment
My first complete physical (the
rubber glove!)
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite-Ace Frehley Least-Any non-original
members
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-Dressed to Kill Least-Music From the
Elder
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Song
Too many to list
Best/Worst Concert
Best-Ozzy (with Randy Rhoads) Worse-Rainbow. Richie Blackmore can be a real ass at times!
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Shawn Ploure(Vocals/ Lead Guitar)
Height
69 Inches (5'9")
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Brown (Cause I'm full of sh*t!)
Marital Status
Deevorced (but taken)
Children
Yes-1...a Daughter
Current Home
Syracuse,NY
Hobbies
Music (of course), Computers,
Fishing, etc....
Favorite Food
BEEF!
Favorite Drink
Peach Iced Tea
Favorite
Band
Guns & Roses
First Instrument
Piano
First Song Learned
Sweet Child
O' Mine (Believe it!)
First Record
Twisted Sister (I think)
First Concert
Extreme
opening for Cinderella opening for David lee Roth
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
Nikki
Cox or Tara Reid
Hottest Babe (Reality)
Heather :-)
Favorite Quote
F*ckit.
F*ck everyone-Don't leave anything behind, take it all with you
Worst Job
Dishwasher
Best
Pickup Line Given
NONE!
Best Pickup Line Received
NONE!
Most Embarrassing Moment
Puking in class (1st Grade)
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite-Ace Frehley....Least-Mark
St. John
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-Destroyer....Least-Psycho Circus
Favorite/Least
Favorite KISS Song
Favorite-I l Love it Loud...Least-I Still Love You (Sorry Wayne!)
Best/Worst
Concert
Best-Toby Keith & Savory Brown....Worst-Can't remember!
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Todd Styles(Vocals/ Lead Guitar)
Height
Hair
Eyes
Marital Status
Children
Current Home
Hobbies
Favorite Food
Favorite Drink
Favorite Band
First Instrument
First
Song Learned
First Record
First Concert
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
Hottest Babe (Reality)
Favorite Quote
Worst Job
Best Pickup Line Given
Best Pickup Line Received
Most Embarrassing
Moment
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Favorite/Least
Favorite KISS Song
Best/Worst Concert
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Dee Thorpe (Vocals/Lead Guitar)
Height
Taller than Zadoc-shorter than
Wayne
Hair
Brown with a hint of grey
Eyes
Hazel
Marital Status
Married-almost
divorced
Children
Yes
Current Home
Marcellus,NY
Hobbies
Women!
Favorite
Food
Pizza
Favorite Drink
Rasberry Water
Favorite Band
Any project of mine
and A7X (Avenged Sevenfold)
First Instrument
Guitar
First Song Learned
Proud
Mary-then Flight of the Bumblebee
First Record
KISS (KISS)
First Concert
Live
Aid (Philly)
Favorite Singer(s)
Geoff Tate (Queensryche), Paul Stanley (KISS), The Man of
Steel (Toxic Love Affair), and Wayne W. Johnson (CAROLINE BLUE)
Favorite Guitarist(s)
Steve
Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, Michael Romeo, Michael Baito, Myself & Sinister Gates
Favorite Bassist(s)
Gene Simmons (KISS), Billy Sheehan (Talas, Mr. Big)
Favorite Drummer(s)
Neil Peart
(Rush), Vinnie Paul (Pantera), Scott Travis (Judas Priest), Eric Carr (KISS), Eric Singer (KISS), Peter
Criss (KISS)
Hottest Babe (Celebrity)
Hummm, that's a good one...I'd have to say Lori Loughin
from Full House (Uncle Jessie's slam piece)
Hottest Babe (Reality)
Lexi Starr (Hypnotica)
Favorite Quote
"F*ck you you f*cking f*ck!"
Worst Job
Working at the circus cleaning
up vomit
Best Pickup Line Given
"F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Beth?" (and hope
it isn't) or "How'd you like some pizza & a f*ck?"
Best Pickup Line Received
"You're gonna
get f*cked tonight!"
Most Embarrassing Moment
Anything my X wife said, did, thought, looked,
etc. etc. etc.....
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Member
Favorite-Bruce Kulick Least-Mark
St. John
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Album
Favorite-Revenge Least-Music From The Elder
Favorite/Least Favorite KISS Song
Favorite-Unholy Least-Beth
Best/Worst Concert
Best-KISS Farewell Tour-Syracuse,NY. I had 4th row in front of the Demon.
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