CB 5/24/2002 INTERVIEW PT2

Scooner-Ummm...is "heterosexualness" even a word?

CB.NET(Satchel)-It is now Boy Howdy!

Scooner-I'm gonna copyright it...Heterosexualness@

CB.NET(Rico)-Well,what about Roy St. James? I mean,we have on video his "wiggle" thing...and rumours of his fan club for men...

Scooner-Isn't that Hair Club for Men?

CB.NET(Satchel)-I don't think Roy has to worry about hair problems there...

Scooner-True true...maybe he's a donor!

CB.NET(Rico)-Speaking of which,we've seen you with very short hair,and then you have a full set of hair in a few months.Give us da skinny on your secret!!!

Scooner-Ancient Chinese Secret!!!

CB.NET(Rico)-But I...I mean,our fans in Georgia need to know!!!

Scooner-I come from a long line of hairy Irishmen.

CB.NET(Rico)-Irish huh? (BUCKY)-Don't you DARE say anything bad about the Irish Rico-I mean it!!

Scooner-Yup,I'm just about half Irish,and half German...hence my great love for beer.I'm a hairy,beer-lovin,Irish-German-American.

CB.NET(Rico)-Back to Roy...Now,you guys traded places a few times right? Did you ever trade...other things???

Scooner-We tried trading identities once,but his wife knew I wasn't him right away!!!

CB.NET(Satchel)-Rico,your mom just called.You left your lunch at home again. (Rico)-Oh my God!!!

Scooner-Awww...isn't that cute...Mommy made your lunch??

CB.NET(BUCKY)-Bye Rico.Now we can have some REAL questions here by someone who's intelligent...

Scooner-And that would be...?

CB.NET(Bucky)-Give us some "dirt"-some juicy stuff that happened behind the scenes...what people REALLY want to know...

Scooner-Oh man...SO much to tell...

CB.NET(Bucky)-...and...ok,let me help you...

Scooner-Did Wayne ever tell the one about the time we were booked to play in the outback of Australia,and we couldn't make it because a pack of Hungry Dingos had us surrounded for about 3 hours?

CB.NET(Bucky)-Is Dingo Australian for Sluts?

Scooner-Actually,I think it is!!

CB.NET(Bucky)-Let me guess...you guys spent alot of time "down under" with them right?

Scooner-So,after the groovy orgy,we made it to the show (3 hours late),and played well into the morning!! :-D

CB.NET(Bucky)-I thought Wayne became "Born Again" after his marriage exploded...

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Scooner-Well,see,what no one talks about is the fact that during the whole Dingo thing...Wayne was sitting in the tour bus (read...minivan),polishing off 3 cases of Pepsi One.

CB.NET(Bucky)-Now THAT sounds like the sweet guy I lo...know...

Scooner-Yup,we found him passed out from a nutrisweet overdose.

CB.NET(Bucky)-My Baby!! Was he ok??? (Satchel)-Control yourself Bucky.This isn't the Love Connection here...

Scooner-Ummm...apparently he was ok,only some minor permanent brain damage.

CB.NET(Bucky)-Shut up! What kind of damage??!

Scooner-Ya see,Nutri-Sweet attacks the part of the brain that controls voluntary hip movement...

CB.NET(Bucky)-???

Scooner-What it all boils down to is,the reason Wayne "Hip-Grinds" is because he really can't control it.

CB.NET(Bucky)-If that's what it takes for him to grind those hips,I'll have several boxes waiting at the 6/1 show!!!

Scooner-Hehehe.

CB.NET(Satchel)-Let me ask you a NORMAL question Scooner (Bucky)-Hey!! (Satchel)-...What do you think of the music scene in Upstate NY and how do you think CAROLINE BLUE will do?

CB.NET(Bucky)-Hey!! (Satchel)-Chill out Bucky-go take a happy pill....

Scooner-Well,the music scene here in CNY pretty much Sucks-ass.CB will be a breath of fresh air.

CB.NET(Bucky)-Ok-how long have you know the guys Scooner?

Scooner-Wayne I've known for a bizillion years,and the other guys just about a year.

CB.NET(Bucky)-So you've known Wayne for a long time huh?

Scooner-Yeah-we go way back!

CB.NET(Bucky)-What kind of woman does he like? (Satchel)-Bucky,this isn't the dating game...(Bucky)-But no one will tell me!!

Scooner-He likes his women breathing for one!!

CB.NET(Satchel)-Well,at least he doesn't bang dead people...

Scooner-And...that's pretty much his only criteria!!....No,no....I kid...

CB.NET(Bucky)-Redhead...blonde...brunette...dumb...smart...give me something to work with!!

Scooner-Yes.

CB.NET(Bucky)-Yes what??

Scooner-Yes to the former question.

CB.NET(Satchel)-I think we should just accept that as long as they're breathing,he likes them Buckaroo...

Scooner-Actually,Wayne has higher standards than most when it comes to choosing a chick!

CB.NET(Bucky)-Now we're getting somewhere! Like what? I saw what he married and they can't be THAT high...