1/12/2002 DAVE VICTORY INTERVIEW PART II-CAROLINE BLUE

DAVE-Shoot Buckmeister

CB.NET-(Bucky)-We at CB.Net have excellent sources-Rico nonwithstanding-and we know you're involved with someone,but you used to have quite a rep as a ladykiller didn't you?

CB.NET-(Satchel)-Bucky will be here for alittle bit while I go find out how Dr.Ruth managed to cut in on our interview :-D

CB.NET-(Bucky)-In other words,he's off to the john again....

DAVE-yes,but I was cleared of all charges.

CB.NET-(Bucky)-We'll see...so,since you're such a "stud," you most obviously know the way to a woman's heart correct?

DAVE-Dirty talk always worked for me.

CB.NET-(Bucky)-Typical male response.You really don't have a clue do you?....Do you think we're just pieces of meat? We have MINDS you know...

DAVE-Bucky-are you a dyke?

CB.NET-(Bucky)-Again,typical male....they encounter a strong woman and think she's a dyke.I'm not a lesbian at all (although there's nothing wrong with that).In fact,I'm trying to get a hold of Wayne,but he seems to be....distant...

DAVE-Strong? You could crack walnuts with those biceps.

CB.NET-(Bucky)-You bet your as* I can crack walnuts with my biceps!!!

DAVE-I rest my case.....well,sorry chaps,but I have to catch the redeye to Georgia.Nice chattin' with ya.

CB.NET-(Bucky)-...So you're implying that,because I'm physically fit-and damm hot if I may say so-I'm a dyke???....Why you....

DAVE-(Dr.Ruth)-Bucky,I think you should make an appointment with my office.

CB.NET-(Satchel)-Man,I can't ever go take a pisser here can I?...Sorry Dave,just a few more questions ok?

DAVE-You got it.Just glad to be rid of that butch chick.

CB.NET-(Bucky)-You just wait till I see Wayne...I'll get those spandex pictures of you and plaster them all over this site!!! Gods-spandex....

DAVE-Whatever.

CB.NET-(Satchel)-Bucky....Go take one of your "happy pills" ok?

CB.NET-(Bucky)-How about I take one of those "happy pills" and shove them up your....

CB.NET-(Satchel)-Alrighty then!! Let's get some order here...

CB.NET-(Satchel)-What does the future hold for you and CAROLINE BLUE?

DAVE-A couple shows comin up next month I'm told.I don't like to look too far into the future.

CB.NET-Dave,I have to ask...

DAVE-Yes...

CB.NET-Did you guys really used to wear spandex?

DAVE-Actually,it kind of wore us,but there is actual documentation on video.

CB.NET-Also,does Wayne REALLY have a huge ego?

DAVE-Does Mother Theresa wear a chasity belt?

CB.NET-(Bucky)-Dave,all that other crap aside....what kind of woman does he like?

DAVE-Big muscles and little walnuts.

CB.NET-(Sounds of something breaking in the background followed by a door slamming)...(Rico)-Man,you just made a fan for life!

DAVE-What did I say?

CB.NET-(Satchel)-Don't worry Dave.Bucky's really not that bad of a person...

DAVE-Like I care.

CB.NET-Anyway,one final question...do you think the band has what it takes to go all the way or does it need more "time in the oven" so to speak?

DAVE-I think any band has a chance with alot of dedication,a little luck,some hard work,a few good contacts,and a big bag of scratch doesn't hurt either.

CB.NET-Scratch???

DAVE-Moola,pesos,green,.....money!

CB.NET-(Rico)-What was that....a BIG BALL SACK???

DAVE-Oivay.

CB.NET-(Satchel)-Anything you want to say to all the CAROLINE BLUE fans out on the net tonight?

DAVE-Thanks for coming to the shows-couldn't do it without you.That makes it all worthwhile.I wanna give a shout out to Mimi.Peace out.

CB.NET-That's about all the time we have Dave.Thanks for the great interview.

DAVE-My pleasure.

CB.NET-Ladies and gents...........(Trumpets Sound)......Dave Victory!!!......................................................................Who's playing those bloody trumpets????.............................................................:-D